Pentagon and pencils
|The following is supposedly a true story. To be included, besides being true, the...
Landing at a hidden military base
|You’ve all heard of the Air Force’s ultra-high-security, super-secret base in Nevada, known simply...
Amish father
Q: How does an Amish father find his daughter in the field? A: Pretty...
Bad Santa
A little girl asked santa to send her a sister. Santa said on one...
Acronyms
PCMCIA People Can’t Memorize Computer Industry AcronymsISDN It Still Does NothingAPPLE Arrogance Produces Profit-Losing...
What has four asses?
What has four asses?Eight half assed politicians.
Math Lesson
A professor of mathematics sent a fax to his wife. It read: “Dear wife,...
Purchasing the shoes
|A shoeseller meets a mathematician and complains that he does not know what size...
Prescription
This woman walks into a pharmacy and asks the pharmacist for some arsenic. He...
A drunk staggered into a cemetery and…
A drunk staggered into a cemetery and fell into a freshly dug grave.Pretty soon...