An American was waiting on a London street corner…
An American was waiting on a London street corner. Anattractive English girl was passing...
Alice is in UNIX land
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Flying without a parachute
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Difference Between Man and Woman Showering
How to Shower Like a Woman 1. Take off clothing and place it in...
Love to Death
A man goes to his doctor for his annual physical complaining of all kinds...
Santa
Santa comes once a year – but when he does he fills your stocking!
Contacting a friend
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How!
Some years ago, on Times Square in NYC, I observed a native American, in...
Brain Missing
What do you call a man with 99% of his brain missing?Castrated.
Weapons of Mass Destruction
A reporter heard Bush and one of his underlings talking in the hallway:”Mr President,...