Ms. Piggy Counts
Q: Why can’t Miss Piggy count to 70?A: Because she has a frog in...
A somewhat drunk man feels a bald man’s head…
A somewhat drunk man feels a bald man’s head and says, “Say, your head...
Have you heard about the new Mechanical Whore?
Have you heard about the new Mechanical Whore? -She gives a licking and keeps...
Stockmarket
You might be a redneck if… You think the stock market has a fence...
Grandmother Too
Grandmother and granddaughter were in the bank when three bank robbers walked in and...
Popular guy
Who is the most popular guy at the nudist colony? The guy who can...
Say That Again
It had promised to be a sensational divorce case, with the wife accused of...
what men hear when women speak
What a woman says: “This place is a mess C’mon, you and I need...
If Dell ran Christmas…
|Wait a minute? Isn’t IBM running this Christmas..?
The Crazies
A man is walking along the road, when he hears someone shouting “Twelve! Twelve!”...