So She Would Love You
Man says to God, “God, why did you make woman so beautiful?” God says,...
Love, Santa
Dear Friends, I have been watching you very closely to see if you have...
Top Signs That You’re Too Old to Trick or Treat …
|10. You get winded from knocking on the door. 9. You have to have...
Help!
Operator, operator, call me an ambulance!!! Okay, sir, you’re an ambulance!
John pulled over the car by the side of the road…
John pulled over the car by the side of the road and showed Brian...
Not a foot
An extremely drunk man looking for a whorehouse stumblesinto a Podiatrist’s office instead and...
Knock Knock Jokes 7
Knock Knock Who’s there? Adolf! Adolf who? Adolf ball hit me in the mouth!...
Did you hear that Betty Crocker passed away…
Did you hear that Betty Crocker passed away.The funeral is set at 4:50 for...
Jumping on the bed
Q: How do you stop a black kid from jumping on the bed?A: Put...
The politically correct Christmas
|On the 12th day of the Eurocentrically imposed midwinter festival, my Significant Other in...