Santa’s Pet Peeves
|Department Store Santa Peeves8. Kids who refuse to believe that it’s fruitcake on your...
Deep Dark Secrets
At school, a boy is told by a classmate that most adults are hiding...
What is the difference between Bill Clinton, and the Titanic?
What’s the difference between Bill Clinton, and the Titanic ??It is known how many...
Elephants VI
How do you smuggle an elephant across the border?Put a slice of bread on...
Inflatable high heels
I once met a dutch girl with inflatable shoes last week, phoned her up...
99 Condoms
A guy walks into a local pharmacy and walks up to the counter where...
How do you know when a redneck isn’t wearing any underwear?
How do you know when a redneck isn’t wearing any underwear?There’s dandruff on his/her...
The Fowl-Mouthed Parrot!
A woman was walking down the street past a pet shop, and when she...
Let me out!!!
You’re in a room with no doors and no windows, and all you have...
How’d you get that black eye?
First man: How’d you get that black eye?Second man: I called some woman a...