Christmas and Hanukkah Merger
Continuing the current trend of large-scale mergers and acquisitions, itwas announced today at a...
Dog with no legs
Q. Where you you fing a dog with no legs?A. Right where you left...
Why Name Penises
Why do men name their penises?Because they don’t like the idea of having a...
Mary went to Jill’s place to tell her about a horrible…
Mary went to Jill’s place to tell her about a horrible experience she’dhad the...
St. Patrick’s Day
What’s the difference between St. Patrick’s Day and Martin Luther King Day?On St. Patrick’s...
Sheep Shagging
A researcher is conducting a survey into sheep shagging. First of all he visits...
Proof E equal to one
|Theorem: e=1Proof:2*e = f2^(2*pi*i)e^(2*pi*i) = f^(2*pi*i)e^(2*pi*i) = 1Therefore:2^(2*pi*i) = f^(2*pi*i)2=fThus:e=1
A Penny For Your Thoughts
What do you get when you offer a blonde a penny for his thoughts?...
It had taken him several months, but the executive vice president…
It had taken him several months, but the executive vice presidenthad finally persuaded his...
For their 25th wedding anniversary…
For their 25th wedding anniversary, a man decides to take his wife on a...