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The Ten Commandments display was recently removed from the Alabama Supreme Court building. There...
What do you call someone who fucks kids in the ass?
What do you call someone who fucks kids in the ass?A backdoor pedofile!
A man takes his 10 year old daughter to the doctor…
A man takes his 10 year old daughter to the doctor.He says “Doctor, I...
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Bucket
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Man, the Lawn Mower
Why did God create man?Because a vibrator can’t mow the lawn.
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Horses
A horse walks into a bar and the bartender says… “Why the longface?”
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There was no action at the White House the past few days, hear about...
What did Michael Jackson say when his cock…
Q: What did Michael Jackson say when his cock slid in the little boys...