Bathroom Privileges
TO: All EmployeesFrom: ManagementRe: Restroom PolicyIn the past, employees were permitted to make trips...
An old man of 70 married a young girl of 18…
An old man of 70 married a young girl of 18. When they got...
Numbers equal zero
|Theorem : All numbers are equal to zero.Proof: Suppose that a=b. Thena = ba^2...
3 pregnant women were waiting…
3 pregnant women were waiting in the doctor’s waiting room for an antenatalcheck-up and...
Why Blondes do not make good cattle herders?
Why don’t Blondes make good cattle herders.Because they can never keep two calves together.
Why’d the monkey fall outta the tree?
Why’d the monkey fall outta the tree? ’cause he was dead…Why’d the other monkey...
Christmas downsizing
|Today’s global challenges require the North Pole to continue to look for better, more...
7 Shots of Vodka!
Man goes to the bar and says “bartender, give me 7 shots of Vodka.”...
The Anninversary
My father and mother were recently celebrating their 50th weddinganniversary. While cutting the cake,...
In an elevator!
A small guy goes into an elevator, looks up and notices a huge dude...