Getting old when
|You know you’re getting older when…Everything that works hurts, and what doesn’t hurt doesn’t...
Message To Mom
A blonde goes into a world wide message center to send a message to...
An old occupation
|What happens when people of different occupations get old.- Old accountants never die, they...
Your Momma\’s so fat
Your mamma’s so fat, when she backs up, she beeps!
Worst Analagies Written By High Schoolers
Worst Analagies Written By High SchoolersHe spoke with the wisdom that can only come...
Painful Puns
Hangover: The wrath of grapes.Income Tax: Capital punishment.A used car is not always what...
A drunk leaves a bar and decides to take a shortcut…
A drunk leaves a bar and decides to take a shortcut througha graveyard. It...
Welfare
A guy walks into the local welfare office, marches straight up to the counter...
Blonde paints the porch
A blonde, wanting to earn some money, decided to hire herself out as a...
Eating some peanuts
|There was an old man whose family could no longer afford to take care...