Addicted to AOL!
1. You have been on-line for 46 minutes. Do you want to stay on-line?...
Ode to spell checkers
|ODE TO A SPELL CHECKERby Jerrold H ZarI have a spelling checker.It came with...
A middle-aged guy and his date are making out hot and heavy…
A middle-aged guy and his date are making out hot and heavy in the...
She: Do you think of me when…
She: “Do you think of me when you’re away darling?”He: “Yes honey, I always...
Why can’t Chinese barbecue?
Q: Why can’t Chinese Barbecue?A: Because the rice falls through the grill
A little girl goes into the toilet and sees her dad having a shower…
A little girl goes into the toilet and sees her dad having a shower.It’s...
Why do Jews wear yarmulkes?
Why do Jews wear yarmulkes?Because the little propellers cost extra!
A great fruit cake recipie
|You’ll need the following: a cup of water, a cup of sugar, four large...
How does Michael Jackson pick his nose?
How does Michael Jackson pick his nose?From a catalogue.
Almost celibate
“I’m finished with Judi!” Jon exclaimed to his friend. “She brokedown and told me...