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What’s the most active muscle in a woman?
Q: What’s the most active muscle in a woman?A: The penis.
Dad will never say
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Buried in sand
What do you have when you bury six lawyers up to their necks in...
Tee Shirt Lines
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Charlie was in a bar and three babes came up and…
Charlie was in a bar and three babes came up and started hitting on...
Lost all my luggage
McAteer arrived at J.F.K. Airport and wandered about the terminal with tears streaming down...
Three blind mice!
|What have 12 legs, six eyes, three tails and can’t see?Three blind mice!
The Mother Superior in the convent school was chatting with…
The Mother Superior in the convent school was chatting withher young charges and she...
Bill Clinton & Hillary
Bill Clinton and Hillary were travelling in a car.They stopped at a filling station....