A Wife’s Revenge
A wife arrived home and found her husband in bed with another woman. With...
Just like my wife
A completely inebriated man walked into a bar and, after staring for some time...
What does Kurt Cobain and Michaelangelo have in common?
What does Kurt Cobain and Michaelangelo have in common? They both used their brains...
Death
Death: What some patients do in the end, to humiliate the doctor.
Funny bubbles
Mother Mary held her daughter, 20 minutes under water.Not to save herself from troubles,...
Dollars equal ten cents
|Theorem: 1$ = 10 centProof:We know that $1 = 100 centsDivide both sides by...
Cat jokes 09
|Q: What does a lion brush his mane with?A: A catacomb!Q: What noise does...
Fish cost a fortune
|Two Virginia rednecks go on a fishing trip. They rent all the equipment –...
Got a second?
God, I was wondering…how long is a million years to you?”God answered, “Son, a...
Accordion jokes
|An accordion is a bagpipe with pleats.Q: What is the definition of an optimist?A:...