A nun comes to her Mother Superior and asks her…
A nun comes to her Mother Superior and asks her to hear a confession:...
Whatever you want it to be
Q. What do you call the temperature between two west virginians?A. Relative Humidity
Help Me Ring the Bell
Walking down the street, a man passes a house and notices a little boy...
Studly young Romeo and his dimwitted college sidekick…
Studly young Romeo and his dimwitted college sidekick areperched near the front door of...
Rita Rudner’s Facts About Men
A man in the house is worth two in the street. – Mae WestGive...
The Top Twenty Flight Advertising Slogans
|1. BadAir: When you just can’t wait for the world to come to you.2....
Hillbillies
How do you castrate a hillbilly? Kick his sister in the mouth!
Are you going to take her?
Friend: Vern, are you going to take your wife Alice on your next cruise?Vern:...
yo mama so stupid
Yo mama so stupid she tripped over a cordless phone.
Arriving at Heaven
|A soprano died and went to Heaven. St. Peter stopped her at the gate...