A blind pilot is flying this plane?
|I was flying from San Francisco to Los Angeles. By the time we took...
Knock Knock Jokes 9
Knock Knock Who’s there? Agatha! Agatha who? Agatha headache. Do you have an aspirin?...
Today is my daughter’s 18th birthday…
I’m so glad that this is my last child support payment. Month after month,...
Signs You Bought a Lousy Tree
|8. Two feet tall, forty feet wide 7. Salesman’s opening line: “You’re not a...
The three wishes
There was a blonde, a brunette, and a redhead, who were all stranded on...
Money talks.
A one dollar bill met a 20 dollar bill and said, “Hey, where’ve you...
Machine Breakdown
This machine is subject to breakdown during periods of critical need. A special circuit...
Investigating a terrible accident
|There was a terrible bus accident. Unfortunately, no one survived the accident except a...
Cannibal Food
Two cannibals meet one day. The first cannibal says, “You know, I just can’t...
A blind man walks into a restaurant and sits down…
A blind man walks into a restaurant and sits down.The waiter, who is also...