Responsible Husband
My ex-husband (or ex-wife) was very responsible. If anything went wrong, he was usually...
Farmer Petrovich is whipping and slapping his sheep…
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Procrastinator’s Creed
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The politically correct Christmas
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Hope never dies
A man driving outside of Baltimore, Maryland was southbound on Interstate 95 in the...
There was three guys, one with a rubber…
There was three guys, one with a rubber dick, one with a wooden dick,and...
Top 20 Engineers’ Terminology’s
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How does Michael Jackson know its time for bed?
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Murphy’s nartial laws
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