Peroxides and Black Men
Q: What do peroxide blondes and black men have in common?A: They both have...
Cello jokes
|Q: What is the difference between a cello and a coffin?A: The coffin has...
Is this her first?..
A guy calls the hospital. He says, “You gotta send help! My wife’s goinginto...
Scottish Builder
A Scottish old timer in Scotland, in a bar, talking to a young man.Old...
Better Late Than Never?……..
Ninety-four-year-old Mrs. Hatcher showed up at her lawyer’s office one Monday morning. “I want...
The dean of women at an exclusive girl’s college…
The dean of women at an exclusive girl’s college was lecturing her students on...
Paddy was an inveterate drunkard
|Paddy was an inveterate drunkard. The priest met him one day, and gave him...
Two drunks walk into a bar…
Two drunks walk into a bar. The first drunk looks at his buddy and...
What is the difference between an oral and rectal thermometer?
What is the difference between an oral and rectal thermometer? The taste.
Dealing with criminals
|A local policeman had just finished his shift one cold November evening and was...