Microsoft Panhandler v1.0 (Beta)
|Redmond, WA — Microsoft Corporation chair, CEO and all-around babe magnet Bill Gates announced...
Men say the smartest things when…
Men say the smartest things when they start the sentence with “A woman once...
Top Signs That You’re Too Old to Trick or Treat …
|10. You get winded from knocking on the door. 9. You have to have...
TGIF On Shirts
Q: Why do blondes have TGIF on their shirts?A: Tits Go In Front.
A shapely lady in a bikini walked into the ocean to take a swim…
A shapely lady in a bikini walked into the ocean to take a swim....
New Viruses on the loose!
Oprah Winfrey virus: Your 200MB hard drive suddenly shrinks to 80MB and then slowly...
This woman goes into a dentist’s office…
This woman goes into a dentist’s office, after he is through examining her he...
Shootin Craps
Did you hear about the redneck who was shootin craps?He blew a hole in...
Slot machine winner
|A dumb blonde was standing in front of a soda machine outside of a...
Stock market report
|Today’s Stock Market Report: Helium was up, feathers were down.Paper was stationary.Fluorescent tubing was...