Harpsichord jokes
|The late Sir Thomas Beecham used to say the sound of the harpsichord is...
Cool Stud!
Two men died and went to Heaven. St. Peter greeted them, and said “I’m...
Did you hear the one about the blonde fox that got stuck in a trap?
Did you hear the one about the blonde fox that got stuck in a...
Standardized Guide to the Bases
Standardized Guide to the Bases Do you remember middle school/junior high/high school?If so, do...
man and E.T
|What’s the difference between a man and E.T.?E.T. phoned home!
Judi and a brunette were discussing their boyfriends…
Judi and a brunette were discussing their boyfriends.Brunette: Last night I had *three* orgasms...
The only good thing to ever come out of Oklahoma
The only good thing to ever come out of Oklahoma:An empty greyhound.
Equal positive integers
|Theorem: All positive integers are equal.Proof: Sufficient to show that for any two positive...
HITTING BOTTOM
TWO MEN SITTING BESIDE ONE ANOTHER IN A BAR.THE 1ST MAN IS AN AVERAGE...
Hair Loss
Patient: My hair keeps falling out. What can you give me to keep it...