Two blokes were out walking home from work one afternoon…
Two blokes were out walking home from work one afternoon.”Shit,” said the first bloke,...
Efficiency Expert
An efficiency expert concluded his lecture with a note of caution. “You don’t want...
Did you pay taxes?
|A nervous taxpayer was unhappily conversing with the IRS Tax auditor who had come...
The 75 year old man and his young, knockout wife…
The 75 year old man and his young, knockout wife wereshopping in an upscale...
Got a headache
It was a warm, sunny Sunday, so a man and his wife decided to...
The Borg versus Microsoft
|Picard “Mr. LaForge, have you had any success with your attempts at finding a...
What do people do for fun on Halloween?
What do people do for fun on Halloween? They monsterbate
Bagpipe jokes
|Q: Why do bagpipers walk when they play?A: To get away from the noise.Q:...
Everyone Is Busy
Sales person: Hello, may I speak to the man of the house please? Youngster:...
Where Did You Get The Idea?
On the way home from the party, the woman said to her husband, “Have...