Statistical one-liners
|A new government 10 year survey cost $3,000,000,000 revealed that 3/4 of the people...
Sleep Deprivation
In the sleepy city of Sherrill, N.Y., two unsuspecting adults have found themselves the...
Drunk and The $20 Dollar Bills
It was New Year’s Eve … by then, actually, it was very early on...
COMMAND REDUCTION OF ARMY PERSONNEL ( C.R.A.P. )
As a result of DOD budget cutbacks, we are forced to reduce the size...
Corruption
At the height of a political corruption trial, the prosecuting attorney attacked a witness....
Cookie the Cat’s Resolutions
|5. I will not demand to get out the minute after I come in...
Musical Instruments
Why does Clinton play the saxophone?’Cause he can no longer play with his ‘hore-monica!
How to Get A Good Night Sleep
By the time Dave pulled into the small town every hotel room was taken....
Tell what happened
|The policeman arrived at the scene of an accident to find that a car...
What is white and streaks across the sky?
What is white and streaks across the sky? The coming of the Lord.