Knock Knock Jokes 12
Knock Knock Who’s there? Alec! Alec who? Alec-tricity. Isn’t that a shock! Knock Knock...
Top ten reasons why it’s good to be Italian.
In-depth knowledge of bizarre pasta shapes Unembarrassed to wear fur. No need to worry...
A man answers the phone and has the following…
A man answers the phone and has the following conversation: “Yes, mother, I’ve had...
Florida driver’s license!
|I’ve sure gotten old. I’ve had two By-pass surgeries. A hip replacement, new knees....
A human’s chalkboard assignments
This list of chalkboard assignments may be used for your human when he does...
Insult Collection #5
Yours was an unnatural birth you came from a human being. You have nothing...
No. to Change Lightbulb
Q: How many blondes does it take to change a lightbulb?A1: “What’s a lightbulb?”A2:...
A Girl Scout troop leader…
A Girl Scout troop leader suddenly came upon a clearing where a young couple...
Eyes Light Up
How do you make a blonde’s eyes light up? Shine a flashlight in her...
The first reindeer seen in a bar
|One evening, in a busy lounge in the deep south, a reindeer walked in...