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What’s the difference between an epileptic oyster fisherman, and a hooker with diahrrea? Well,...
Medical Record Quotes
The following quotes were taken from actual medical records dictated by physicians. They appeared...
The Eighteen Bottles
The Eighteen Bottles I had eighteen bottles of whiskey in my cellar and was...
Stevie Wonder\’s Wife
Q. Have u ever saw Stevie Wonders wife? A. No PUNCHLINE: Neither has he.
Waiting on a long line
|The checkout line at the hardware store was getting longer and longer as the...
OLD NEVER DIES 9
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Fire Truck
A fireman is at the station house working outside on the fire truck when...
Stupid Insults 30/31
Traveling faster than light, but left his sneakers behind. Traveling without a passport/towel. Trips...
If the NSA made toasters…
If the NSA made toasters…Your toaster would have a secret trap door that only...
Business is business
A young Jewish boy starts attending public school in a smalltown. The teacher of...