Accordion jokes
|An accordion is a bagpipe with pleats.Q: What is the definition of an optimist?A:...
I recently had surgery on my hand, and asked the doctor…
I recently had surgery on my hand, and asked the doctor if,after surgery, I...
Whose Job Is It?
This is a story about four people named Everybody, Somebody, Anybody, and Nobody.There was...
Hotel’s loud snorers
|The following is supposedly a true story. To be included, besides being true, the...
Why does Barbie never get pregnant?
A Ken and Barbie Joke: Why does Barbie never get pregnant?Because Ken always comes...
Wrong Size
A woman that was on her death-bed turned to her husband telling him he...
Lawyer Means…
What’s the definition of lawyer? The larval form of a politician.
Once upon a time!
Once upon a time there lived a king. The king had a beautiful daughter,...
What do a priest and a Christmas tree have in common?
Q. What do a priest and a Christmas tree have in common?A. They both...
We could have been here sooner
|An elderly couple were killed in an accident and found themselves being given a...