The Mouse
Why didn’t the mouse cross the road?It’s cord wasn’t long enough!
Knock Knock Jokes 14
Knock Knock Who’s there? Athens! Athens who? Athens I love you! Knock Knock Who’s...
Bin Laden’s trip to the pearly gates!
After getting nailed by a Daisy Cutter, Osama made his way to the pearly...
Punctuation marks
An English professor wrote the words, “woman without her man is a savage” on...
What just happened here?
|A military cargo plane, flying over a populated area, suddenly loses power and starts...
One is negative one
|Theorem: 1 = -1Proof:1 = sqrt(1) = sqrt(-1 * -1) = sqrt(-1) * sqrt(-1)...
Crafty Mom
John invited his mother over for dinner one evening. During the meal, she couldn’t...
The Redneck Capenter…
Some men in a pickup truck drove to a lumber yard.One of the men...
Body Building
A physically large guy meets a woman at a bar, and after a number...
What is Homer Simpson’s favorite ice cream?
Here’s a lame one….What is Homer Simpson’s favorite ice cream?Chocolate-chip cookie DOH!