Stupid Insults 22/31
Off by one. Off his rocker/trolley. Oil doesn’t reach his dipstick. On permanent leave...
Top 20 Engineers’ Terminology’s
1. A NUMBER OF DIFFERENT APPROACHES ARE BEING TRIED- We are still pissing in...
Refrigerate elephants
|Analysis:1. Differentiate it and put into the refrig. Then integrate it in the refrig.2....
Things Change With Marriage
“Before I married my wife,” a husband once said, “it was nothing but wine,...
Join A Club
The Yoko Club? – Oh no.The German philosophy club? – I. Kant.The Ford-Nixon club?...
What’s the difference between pussy and apple pie?
Q: What’s the difference between pussy and apple pie?A: You can eat your Mom’s...
Emacs acronyms
|EMACS: Escape-Meta-Alt-Control-ShiftEMACS: Eight Megabytes And Constantly SwappingEMACS: Even a Master of Arts Comes SimplerEMACS:...
Can You Read This?
A doctor is to give a speech at the local AMA dinner. He jots...
The Train
A few days ago, a mother was working in the kitchen and listening to...
George Costanza’s Tips for Working Hard X
MOST IMPORTANTLY: DON’T forward any of this to your boss by mistake!!!