How do you change a blondes mind?
How do you change a blonde’s mind? Blow in her ear.
What’s the difference between Love, True Love and showing off?
What’s the difference between Love, True Love and showing off? Spit, swallow and gargle.
Family Jewels
Erik Williams, 21, of the 3600 block of South Michigan Avenue, was arrested in...
Viagra
I took one of those viagra tablets the other day, it got stuck in...
How true it is.
Recently, on an outing with my scout troop, the question came up of when...
Which of the following does not belong?
Which of the following doesn’t belong?(a) meat(b) eggs(c) wife(d) blow job(D) A blowjob because...
Ode to spell checkers
|ODE TO A SPELL CHECKERby Jerrold H ZarI have a spelling checker.It came with...
Piano jokes
|Q: What do you get when you drop a piano down a mine shaft?A:...
Hard cheese!
|What did the mouse say when his friend broke his front teeth?Hard cheese!
Lollihops!
|What’s a toads favorite sweet?Lollihops!