The Kilted Scotsman
THE KILTED SCOTSMANA kilted Scotsman was walking down a country path after finishing off...
If men had PMS/PMT, what would happen?
If men had PMS/PMT, what would happen?a. The federal government would allocate funds to...
Sneezing orgasms
A man goes to a doctor and says:”Doctor, it’s embarassing, but every time I...
Giving sad news to a troop
|The Captain called the Sergeant in. “Sarge, I just got a telegram that Private...
Little Johnny can count.
The teacher asked little Johnny if he knows his numbers.”Yes,” he said. “I do....
The wife coyly tried to explain her purchase of a new…
The wife coyly tried to explain her purchase of a new pair of expensive...
I’m sending out some cards
|A guy walks into a post office one day to see a middle-aged, balding...
Blondes and Sex
What does a nymphomaniac say after she’s had sex? Do all you guys play...
Top reasons why it’s great to be Canadian
It beats being an American. Only country to successfully invade the US and burn...
Equal positive integers
|Theorem: All positive integers are equal.Proof: Sufficient to show that for any two positive...