Standing Still
During camouflage training in Louisiana, a private disguised as a tree trunk had made...
How do you catch a polar bear?
How do you catch a polar bear?Answer: First, you cut a large, round hole...
trip from beauty parlor
I’ve just come back from the beauty parlor!What a pity it was closed!
Why is it so hard
Q: Why is it so hard for women to find men that are sensitive,...
Gathering chickens
|The farmer’s son was returning from the market with the crate of chicken’s his...
CLINTON DEPLOYS VOWELS TO BOSNIA
Cities of Sjlbvdnzv, Grzny to Be First RecipientsBefore an emergency joint session of Congress...
Modems beat women
|Some reasons why a modem is better than a woman:A modem doesn’t ask for...
What do you call 5 dogs with no balls?
What do you call 5 dogs with no balls?The Spice Girls!
Vikings in a Dome.
Why do the Vikings play in a Dome?Because even God can’t stand to watch!
I just had a dream about it
|A young woman was taking an afternoon nap. After she woke up, she told...