The Lion
What did the lion say when he saw two hunters in a jeep?Meals on...
What do you call a man with a blackhead on his dick?
What do you call a man with a blackhead on his dick?Hugh Grant.
What is the definition of a virgin?
What’s the definition of a virgin?an ugly third grader
A new car.
One day a mother and father were having sex and their son walked in....
Changed my mind!
This bloke picks up woman at the local pub. They go for a romanticwalk...
Computer Diagnosis
One day Bill complained to his friend that his elbow really hurt. His friend...
An anti-bat spray
Three Pastors from the south were having lunch in a diner. One said, “Ya...
Make Me A Newfie
An Ontarian wanted to become a Newfie (ie. a Newfoundlander). He went to a...
Gold Medalist
Three women were sitting around talking about their sex lives. The first said, “I...
Destroying property
|The following is supposedly a true story. To be included, besides being true, the...