Computer lingo guide
|Log on – Adding a log to your wood stoveLog off – Don’t add...
Wittle Wabbit
A little girl walks into a pet shop and asks in the sweetest little...
Why did Michael Jackson place a phone call to Boyz-2-Men?
Why did Michael Jackson place a phone call to Boyz-2-Men??He thought it was a...
Do you know me?
|A small town prosecuting attorney called his first witness to the stand in a...
Analysis of A Man
Man – A Chemical AnalysisElement: Man Symbol: Ah (short for Asshole) Quantitative: Accepted at...
Greek tailor.
An Ancient Greek man walks into a tailor and holds up a torn tunic....
What is a blondes way of safe sex?
What is a blonde’s way of having safe sex?Locking the car doors!
Birth Control
An elderly woman went into the doctor?s office. When the doctor asked why she...
Bank robber stealing
|The following is supposedly a true story. To be included, besides being true, the...
Cock A Doodly Doo!
This farmer has about 200 hens, but no rooster, and he wants chicks. So...