Do Elephants Ever Forget?
Q: Does an elephant ever forget?A: Only if you loan him money.
Diseases
The doctor took Dan into the room and said, “Dan, I have some good...
My wife is beating me
|David: My wife beats me, doctor.Doctor: Oh dear. How often?David: Every time we play...
The Yugoslav news agency Tanjug reported that…
The Yugoslav news agency Tanjug reported that Yugoslavianair defenses had shot down a NATO...
How does a blonde like her eggs in the morning
? Fertilized.
The Miracle of Christmas
I think the real miracle of Christmasis how I get through it each year...
elephant sex
Did you know that elephants actually have their sexual organs in their feet?Yup, if...
What is the difference between “ooh” and “aah?”
What’s the difference between “ooh” and “aah?” -About three inches.
One day a housewife was going about the usual business…
One day a housewife was going about the usual business of cleaning the house,...
Those raccoons are not luggage
|As migration approached, two elderly vultures doubted they could make the trip south, so...