101 Ways To Annoy People
1. Sing the Batman theme incessantly. 2. In the memo field of all your...
Your’re a redneck if…
You’re a redneck if…-You have more fingers than you do teeth-You cut your grass...
Why, why, Tell me WHY!
WHY ? …… 1. Is it good if a vacuum really sucks? 2. Why...
Blonde quickies 81-100
81. Q: What do you call a hooker and four blondes? A: Regular price,...
A Short Time to Live
A man hasn’t been feling well, so he goes to his doctor for a...
Coffee Addiction
You know you are addicted to coffee if -You grind your coffee beans in...
own mind
He says he has a mind of his own. He’s welcome to it– who...
Inflatable high heels
I once met a dutch girl with inflatable shoes last week, phoned her up...
What kind of Bees…
What kind of Bees make honey? Honey Bees!What kind of Bees make Milk? BOOBIES!
What’s the difference between women and men?
What’s the difference between women and men?One has morning sickness, the other has morning...