You might be a redneck if…
You might be a redneck if you check the mileage on your home.
Half off these tickets
|USAir recently introduced a special half fare for wives who accompanied their husbands on...
Whoa! Shut your mouth!!!
Your breath is so bad that when you talk your teeth duck.
How long does it take for a woman to orgasm?
How long does it take for a woman to orgasm? Who cares?
Tilt Steering
Q: Why do blondes like tilt steering?A: More head room.
Cooking
Yo mamma is such a bad cook that even the cockroaches throw up!
A cure for a headache
Phil was at the bar one night, and complained about having a headache.”I’ve got...
You really do stink
|It was a particularly tough football game, and nerves were on edge. The home...
Punctuation marks
An English professor wrote the words, “woman without her man is a savage” on...
To My Dear Spouse…
O MY DEAR WIFE,During the past year I have tried to make love to...