What are 3 problems about being an egg?
What are 3 problems about being an egg?You only get laid once, the only...
I just had a dream about it
|A young woman was taking an afternoon nap. After she woke up, she told...
French horn jokes
|Q: What do you get when you cross a French horn player with a...
A new contraceptive
Aspirin makes a great contraceptive. Jhold it between your knees.
Blondes have more fun!
When blondes have more fun, do they know it?
Restaurants Like Microsoft
If restaurants functioned like shrink-wrapped (Microsoft) software:Patron: Waiter!Waiter: Hi, my name is Bill, and...
Bird jokes 05
|Q: What do you get if you cross a woodpecker with a carrier pigeon?A:...
Playing music
|Last summer, the local orchestra decided to play Beethoven’s 9th symphony.However, it being quite...
The Pope took a philosophy professor…
The Pope took a philosophy professor (an atheist at that) out fishing on a...
Humor about the Irish
|An Englishman, a Scotsman and an Irishman each order a Guiness in a pub....