I only ordered a double
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Buddhist pizza
What did the Buddhist ask the pizza maker? “Make me one with everything.”
Tell On You Too!
I heard a story of a woman going into a bank with her son...
Big Red Truck
There was a blonde whose house was on fire. She called the fire department...
A helicopter was flying around above Seattle…
A helicopter was flying around above Seattle yesterday when an electricalmalfunction disabled all of...
How to buy a stero
|1. Carefully calculate power requirements, based on room dimensions, etc. Multiply by a factor...
Mother of Six!
A man has six children and is very proud of his achievement. He is...
How do old people have oral sex?
How do old people have oral sex? They talk about it.
Child sent to bed
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Marmite Competition
I was in a good mood last week. I entered a competition and won...