The football-playing turkey
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Mattresses
At least now, Mr. Clinton, we understand why mattresses are discountedevery Presidents Day.
Panda in a Bar
A panda walked into a bar. He went up to the bar and said...
Women Appearance
Why do women pay so much attention to their appearance rather than toimproving their...
How did you know?
A guy goes into a supermarket and buys: * one tin of beans *...
Dump trucks and fat ladies!
A man and his son were traveling to the bank one Saturday morning when...
The eleventh commandment
We have all heard of the ten commandments.Well recently a new eleventh commandment was...
The Smuggler
Juan comes up to the Mexican border on his bicycle. He’s got two large...
May September Marriage
A 90 year old man shows up for a physical. He tells the doctor...
The power of shifting
|Unleash the Power of Shift!Q: My shift keys have little arrows on them. Does...