The 3 holes
A guy’s car breaks down in the middle of town, and he looks for...
The Smart Clerk!
A really huge muscular guy with a bad stutter goes to a counter in...
Bragging about Japan
|There was a Japanese man who went to America for sightseeing. On the last...
Flute jokes
|Q: What’s the definition of a minor second?A: Two flutes playing a unison.Flute players...
A doctor’s advice to young bride regarding the use of the diaphragm
A doctor’s advice to young bride regarding the use of the diaphragm: “Use it...
The River
In Church on Sunday morning, The preacher was standing up at the pulpit preaching...
Two guys standing at the urinal.
Ed and Ted were standing at the urinals in a public lavatory when Ed...
Got a second?
God, I was wondering…how long is a million years to you?”God answered, “Son, a...
Computer Quotes
What is a computer’s first sign of old age? Loss of memory. What does...
Forgot to pedal
I admitted to my friend that I hadn’t had sex for a while.My friend...