Brushing the Child
If a child annoys you, quiet him by brushing his hair.If this doesn’t work,...
Nun on the Bus
A guy is riding the bus when at a stop, the most beautiful woman...
Car break trouble
| Software Engineer, a Hardware Engineer and a Branch Manager were on their way...
Many Sayings On Love And Sex
“Don’t worry. I’ve had a vasectomy/hysterectomy.” “I won’t come in your mouth, I promise.”...
Real news headlines 13
Here are a few genuine news bloopers gleaned from American newspapers. These were taken...
The Seven Dwarfs
“The Seven Dwarfs were all in bed feeling Happy-then he got out of bedso...
Scientists Decode the First Message From an Alien Civilization…
scientists Decode the First Message From an AlienCivilization…Simply send 6 x 10 to the...
A hearty breakfast
A man goes into a greasy spoon-type cafe and he says, “I would like...
Ice Cubes
Q: Why are there no ice cubes in the blonde’s freezer? A: She forgot...
An Hour Fast
A man walks into a bar and sits down next to a beautiful blonde....