If lawyers are disbarred and clergymen defrocked…
If lawyers are disbarred and clergymen defrocked,doesn’t it follow that electricians can be delighted,musicians...
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On a golf tour in Ireland, Tiger Woods drives his BMW into a petrol...
Drown my troubles
I’ve often wanted to drown my troubles, but i can’t get my wife to...
Earthquake at a bank
|The following is supposedly a true story. To be included, besides being true, the...
101 Things Not To Say During Sex
But everybody looks funny naked! You woke me up for that? Did I mention...
What do chain saws and monkeys have in common?
What do chain saws and monkeys have in common?They both fuck up trees!
The Chicken’s
What did the baby chick say to his mummy when she laid an Orange?”...
Cartwheeling Blondes
What goes blonde, brunette, blonde, brunette, blonde, brunette?A blonde doing cartwheels!
Greek tailor.
An Ancient Greek man walks into a tailor and holds up a torn tunic....
Top ten things men would do if …
TOP TEN things men would do if they woke up and had a vagina...