Paralyzed
A big fat housewife is on her hands and knees, scrubbing the kitchen floor,...
Knock, Knock
Knock, Knock. Who’s there? Dwayne. Dwayne who? DWAYNE THE TUB! I’M DWOWNING!
Wheel of disfortune
Your momma so stupid that when she goes on wheel of fortune she buysa...
Psychiatrists and Patients
How do you tell the difference between the psychiatrists and the patients at the...
Fear of bombs on planes
|Aunt Bessie loved to visit her nieces and nephews. However, she had relatives all...
Happily Addicted to the Web
Sung to the tune of “Winter Wonderland”Doorbell rings, I’m not list’nin’,From my mouth, drool...
How come Mike Tysons eyes always water during sex?
How come Mike Tyson’s eyes always water during sex? Mace…
A recent study showed…
A recent study showed that the average husband only actually speaks to his wife...
To My Dear Spouse…
O MY DEAR WIFE,During the past year I have tried to make love to...
Until Twelve
I was twelve before I realized I could cough without having a doctor hold...