Twas the night before crisis
|Twas the night before crisis,And all through the house,Not a program was working,Not even...
Signs You Bought a Lousy Tree
|8. Two feet tall, forty feet wide 7. Salesman’s opening line: “You’re not a...
Letter Written Slow
A LETTER FROM A WEST VIRGINIA MOTHER TO HER DAUGHTERDear Louanne Ellie Mae,I’m writing...
Picking a punishment
This guy dies and is sent to Hell. Satan meets him and shows him...
Polish Power Outage
Did you hear about the tragedy in Poland? In Poland’s largest shopping mall, there...
Sun Roofs
Q: Why do blondes drive cars with sunroofs?A: More leg room.
What did the dog get when he multiplied 88 x 7?
What did the dog get when he multiplied 88 x 7?The wrong answer.
Threaten with a knife
|The following is supposedly a true story. To be included, besides being true, the...
Man walks into a supermarket and buys…
Man walks into a supermarket and buys :1 bar of soap1 toothbrush1 tube toothpaste1...
Things proven to change the course of Thanksgiving
|1. During the middle of the meal, turn to mom and say, “See mom,...