Santas Diversion
Santas DiversionSanta was delivering gifts as usual, when at one house a beautiful young...
Sex Like A Convenience Store
Why is sex with your spouse like a convenience store?There’s not much variety, but...
I’d Love To But…(Pt IV)
Continuing with our list of dumb excuses that will guarantee you won’t be invited...
Bagpipe jokes
|Q: Why do bagpipers walk when they play?A: To get away from the noise.Q:...
Sherlock Holmes and Doctor Watson are hiking…
Sherlock Holmes and Doctor Watson are hiking. They hiked all day long andthen, having...
Stupid drunk blonde
|A blonde phoned police to report that thieves had been in her car. “They’ve...
Yeah, fat broads are like…
Yeah, fat broads are like mopeds. They’re fun to ride, but you don’t want...
Warning labels
If government is going to put health warning labels on beer, wine and liquor,...
The skier’s dictionary
|Alp: One of a number of ski mountains in Europe. Also a shouted request...
A small dissapointment
Two GI’s in the Vietnam war have been stuck in a trench for three...