Speaking of Sex
A gentleman is permitted to join a private club. The initiation consists of holding...
Air disaster
Poland’s worst air disaster occurred today when a two-seater Cessna 152 plane crashed into...
You’re Drinking Too Much Coffee When . . .
Juan Valdez named his donkey after you. You ski uphill. You get a speeding...
Why are E.T.s eyes so big?
Why are E.T.s eyes so big? Because he saw the phone bill.
Cello jokes
|Q: What is the difference between a cello and a coffin?A: The coffin has...
How to break the nose of a blonde.
Q: How do you break the nose on a blonde?A: You put a dildo...
The new car.
There once was a snail that wanted to buy a Nissan Z car.So, he...
Wife comes home to find the old man shagging the dog…
Wife comes home to find the old man shagging the dog in the front...
A Florida Genie
A man was walking along a Florida beach and stumbled across an old lamp....
Make Him Happy
The night before her wedding, the bride-to-be talked with her mother. “Mom,” she said,...