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|Theorem : All numbers are equal to zero.Proof: Suppose that a=b. Thena = ba^2...
Homer: Boy, you don’t have to follow in my footsteps…
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What did the hurricane say to the coconut tree?
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Med Examination
A woman comes to a gynecologist for a checkup. She seems to be very...
Ten Things A Cat Thinks About
I could have sworn I heard the can opener. Is there something I’m not...
What’s the one thing you can do to a Jewish…
What’s the one thing you can do to a Jewish girl’s assholeto make her...
A chinese detective
A man suspected his wife was cheating on him, so whenhe left town, he...
Ring, ring!
*ring* *ring*”Hello?” Hearing only heavy breathing on the line, the woman repeated, “Hello?”"I’ll bet...
What’s the difference between a nine-month pregnant…
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