There’s a parrot on the plane
|On reaching his plane seat a man is surprised to see a parrot strapped...
Wedding Anniversary
|A couple goes out to dinner to celebrate their 50th wedding anniversary. On the...
What is his occupation?
|A grade school teacher was asking students what their parents did for a living....
For their 25th wedding anniversary…
For their 25th wedding anniversary, a man decides to take his wife on a...
A Daughter’s Letter Home
Dear Mom and Dad, It has now been three months since I left for...
Speaking of Sex
A gentleman is permitted to join a private club. The initiation consists of holding...
Why Do They Do That?
Why do they manufacture perfumed bathroom tissue when our noses are on our faces?
Bush as a post turtle
While suturing a laceration on the hand of a 90 year old man (he...
Blonde quickies 141-160
141. Q: Why did the blonde chick drown in the pool ? A: Someone...
Those pesky mini-skirts
In downtown Roanoke, at a crowded bus stop, a good friend of mine was...