Murphy’s Laws Of Parenting
Murphy’s Laws Of Parenting…A child will not spill on a dirty floor.A lot of...
What do you give the paedophile who has everything?
What do you give the paedophile who has everything?Another parish
Heard about Salman Rushdie’s sequels to “Satanic Verses”?
Heard about Salman Rushdie’s sequels to “Satanic Verses”? 1) Buddha, you Fat Fucking Bastard,...
Bathroom reading material
Seen in a bar near here: “We don’t stand in your toilet, so please...
Lying Lawyer
How can you tell when a lawyer is about to lie? His lips start...
There is a guy from ARMY driving from West Point to the Meadowlands…
There’s a guy from ARMY driving from West Point to the Meadowlands, a guy...
Two story house
Two story houseA man appears before a judge one day, asking for a divorce.The...
Any last requests?
|A cowboy and a biker are on death row, and are to be executed...
How do you re-sleeve a prostitue?
How do you re-sleeve a prostitue? – Put a leg of ham up her...
Play doctor
Steve complained to his friend Al that lovemaking with his wife was becoming routine...