Elephant jokes 09
|How do you hire an elephant?Stand it on four bricks!What is the easy way...
Short Father Christmas
|What do you get if you cross Father Christmas with a detective?Santa Clues!Father Christmas...
How do you get a blondes eyes to sparkle?
How do you get a blonde’s eyes to sparkle? Shine a flashlight in her...
Being Offensive At A Wedding
Show up totally smashed. Be as obnoxious and unruly as possible.When the priest says...
Pass out in shock
|The man passed out in a dead faint as he came out of his...
This old man in his eighties got up and was putting on…
This old man in his eighties got up and was putting on his coat.His...
What do you say to a girl with two black eyes?
Q: What do you say to a girl with two black eyes?A: Nothing, you...
60 Things Not to Say to a Naked Guy
1. I’ve smoked fatter joints than that. 2. Ahh, it’s cute. 3. Who circumcised...
Why did the blonde climb the glass wall?
Why did the blonde climb the glass wall?To see what was on the other...
The accident report
|Dear Sir,I am writing in response to your request for additional information for block...