English Me This:
Let’s face it — English is a crazy language. There is no egg in...
Piano jokes
|Q: What do you get when you drop a piano down a mine shaft?A:...
You need an operation!
A lady says to her doctor, “My husband has been complaining that my vagina...
I was out with one of my best drinking buddies…
I was out with one of my best drinking buddies, George, and he was...
Innuendo
Q: What does a blonde think an innuendo is?A: An Italian suppository.
Loving it up at 85!
At 85 years of age, a somewhat senile Morris marries Luanne, a lovely 25-year-old.Because...
Golf lessons
A husband and wife love to golf together, but neither of them areplaying like...
The wife is not speaking to me
|One night, this guy come into a bar and asks the bartender for a...
How does Michael Jackson pick his nose?
How does Michael Jackson pick his nose?From a catalogue.
Microsoft Panhandler v1.0 (Beta)
|Redmond, WA — Microsoft Corporation chair, CEO and all-around babe magnet Bill Gates announced...