Bank Robbery
A blonde and a brunette decided to rob a bank. They quickly devised a...
Bitter end
Little Johnny’s teacher asked him, “Johnny, give me a sentence using the words, “bitter...
Operas that never made it
|Britten: A Midsummer Nightmare.Mozart: The Magic Tuba.Puccini: La Bamba.Rossini: The Plumber of Seville.Verdi: Rigatoni.
OLD NEVER DIES 2
|OLD CREDIT CARDS never die, they just expireOLD CRICKETERS never die, they just get...
How does a man know when his wife is losing interest?
How does a man know when his wife is losing interest?When her favorite sexual...
Another Dumb Blonde
A young ventriloquist is touring the clubs and one night he’s doing a show...
What’s the similarity between Bill Clinton and a carpenter?
What’s the similarity between Bill Clinton and a carpenter?One screw in the wrong place...
Retirement
Retirement means twice as much husband for half as much money.
Think you’re having a bad day!
If you think you’re having a bad day…read these true stories!1. The average cost...
Stupid Insults 28/31
Spent a decade on the leading edge of drug experimentation. Still boots to DOS....