If Apple ran Christmas…
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More Redneck One-liners!
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A profoundly ugly girl went to the psychiatrist…
A profoundly ugly girl went to the psychiatrist.”My life is a mess, doctor,” she...
Red Light Driving
Q: What goes VROOM, SCREECH,VROOM, SCREECH,VROOM, SCREECH?A: A blonde going through a flashing red...
The Unhappy Nun
The contemplative routine of the convent was being disrupted by the presence of workmen...
How long does it take for a woman to orgasm?
How long does it take for a woman to orgasm? Who cares?
Paying Rent
“That bastard husband of mine wanted me to sleep with the landlord because he...
Why do women have arms?
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Mike Tyson gets out of jail and proceeds to do what…
Mike Tyson gets out of jail and proceeds to do what he does best…...
Backward Santa
As a little girl climbed onto Santa’s lap, Santa asked the usual, “And what...